Kena bird shit!!!

Was sitting at the toilet bowl, trying to build up my mood to bomb then saw a patch on the bottom of my pants (left side) and realised its BIRD SHIT!!! Wabiang how suay (or how heng?) I am, such a big patch somemore. When I used tissue to wipe it off, eee... the colour... disgusting!! Got no mood to big business already, came out and used water and soap to clean it off. Lucky managed to get rid of it but still can see a little patch there. Checked through my whole body to make sure everywhere else is clean. Used air freshener to spray on it to make sure there is no foul smell.

What a morning!!